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GUESS WHO'S BACK THE WICKED WITCH Hey all you saints and sinners, your favorite witch is back. And boy do I have some news for you... Potter boys certainly know how to keep it in the family. We all know how our favorite playboy (@jams ) has been head over heels for Lonely Girl (@natalia .) But word on the street is now their little siblings have a thing for one another too... Way to keep it in the fam, boys. Daddy sure would be proud. Who said chivalry is dead? Slytherin's charming legacy (@scorp ) was spotted holding open the door of a Hogsmeade wand shop for our fav Ravenclaw bookworm (Rozalina Antonina Nightshade ). Looks like their old hateship isn't so full of hate now as they looked all smiles walking out of the shop... what would their daddies say about that? Speaking of our Slytherin Legacy and Bookworm... they were recently witnesses to the much talked about Astronomy Tower explosion. How did it happen? Word on the street is our lil' Potter boy was responsible and was trying to kill his own cousin. That's right. Everyone knows that Baby Boy (@al ) and Drama Queen (Ondina Nell Weasley ) have been feuding since their diapers stages but no one knew it would lead to attempted murder! Sounds like those two will be having the time of their lives cooped up in that Hospital Wing together. (But at least the nurses are cute, eh, Drama Queen?) Speaking of the tower explosion... our little sixth year besties weren't the only ones trapped. Gryffindor's resident adrenaline junkie (@abigail ) and Slytherin's new pretty boy (@theodorus ) were reportedly seen crawling out of the debris together. Hm... sounds romantic. And what's up with these Potter boys always being in the same place at the same time? Playboy and his little badger bestie (@alice ) were also reportedly trapped in the debris. Now that's two kids Headmaster Longbottom has let get hurt. Oh, yeah. Now for the nitty gritty: Maybe that Charms professor needs to learn to keep his nose out of peoples' business, as it nearly cost him his life... and Little Longbottom's (@henry .) Last week's Quidditch game ended in Ravenclaw taking the victory over Hufflepuff, but maybe that's just because the badger Captain and Keeper (cordelia regan smith & @delisle ) felt bad for their batted and bruised up opponent. Speaking of ol' man Johnson (@ethanjohnson ), yours truly received word that he headed into the Headmaster's office just this morning... and hasn't come out. Could this be what we've all been waiting for? It's been a hell of a year. Can't wait for more. XOXO, Wicked Witch

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END OF YEAR SUMMARY THE WICKED WITCH You all thought I was gone, huh? Well, even we gossip witches have to lay low for a while and boy were these last few months a time to lay low... Turns out our favorite quiet girl Elaine Lyra Dupree ended up being an evil witch all along. Who knew? And as if we thought her killing muggleborn first years wasn't bad enough, she went and took out Ethan Johnson . While it was only a matter of time, it still left everybody pretty shaken up. No words yet on how his BFFs are taking this but I think I speak for everyone when I say we will miss that bod of his walking around these halls. RIP Ol' Man Johnson. Now as if that wasn't bad enough, some weirdo guys in hoods swept into school and kidnapped a bunch of people. It looked as if they were aiming for seventh years of pure blood but went ahead and took some freebies, too. But now that everyone is back, safe and sound (mostly) we can all move on and have a beautiful summer. Don't forget: I'm always watching. XOXO, Wicked Witch

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IT'S A CRUEL SUMMER THE WICKED WITCH Hope you're all enjoying your summer holiday while it lasts. I know I have been. Word on the streets is there's a bad little group of Slytherin mean girls forming ranks. Ondina Nell Weasley , @lucy , @raven , @theodosia , & @vi have been spotted throughout the summer speaking to one another here and there. Now this is a group you'll all want to watch out for. Hell hath no fury like a snake scorned. Turns out, out of the many missing students that were kidnapped at the end of last year - most of them were returned unharmed. However there are still no whereabouts on @theodorus , @desirae, or Elaine Lyra Dupree . But it's come to my attention that yet another Ravenclaw was murdered. @braelynn was reportedly one of the only students killed. Merlin, it's been a bad year for you ravens, eh? Poor, poor @cecelia & @susanvictoria . I hear some cupids have struck this summer... just when you all thought you were safe... guess again. My sources tell me that @scorp & Rozalina Antonina Nightshade were spotted giggling off in a corner at the Owl Emporium earlier in the summer. And @saoirse was spotted reportedly all red-faced visiting @henry at his mother's dingy inn. No word on one of our fav on again off again couple, @liv & @xavier , though. I look forward to see you all back at school in just a few short weeks. Until then... XOXO, Wicked Witch

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WHAT A FABULOUS FALL THE WICKED WITCH Boy, we just rang in this year with an exciting bang didn't we? So, as you all know the Tri-Wizard Tournament was announced the beginning of this year. If you haven't heard who the champions are then... what are you doing with your life? Now, if you haven't heard about the drama behind our champions... well, that's a little more believable. Turns out they aren't all so sweet and ready for the camera after all. That Beauxbatons boy @emile seems to have quite the reputation among his fellow students for sleeping around, if you know what I mean. And that Durmstrang Greyback @jill6 isn't such a scary wolf after all (compared to his sisters, that is.) And Hogwarts' very own @annelise seems to be having some sibling drama. (Poor, poor @lucy . Jealous much?) I would be. Have you seen that red head's boyfriend? @oscar ... meee-owww. You know who just doesn't seem to be having a good year? @jill2 . Poor girl was seen walking into the girls' bathroom with @theodosia one minute, and coming out soaking wet the next. How do you explain that one, lil Slater? Oh, and to top that - lil Slater punched her older brother, grey xavier slater , in the Great Hall! Talk about family drama... (And @lucy thought she had it bad...) But probably the weirdest thing we've seen yet this year is the crazy transformation @river has gone through. Poor, lil ol' Rivvy isn't so weak and sad anymore. Seems he is trying to toughen up. Maybe now @vi will finally notice him (if someone even better hasn't already caught her eye...) XOXO, Wicked Witch

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MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY THE WICKED WITCH Just when you thought you all were going to have a nice, quiet little ball... Looks like everyone is beginning to pair up for the Yule Ball, even if it isn't with who we all thought it would be. Why was grey xavier slater sneaking out with lily luna potter ? Could this be another lovely secret romance of Hogwarts? Ha, like we haven't got enough of those already. Hogwarts seems to be the perfect place for brewing up forbidden romance. Just ask @river . He's engaged to @vi yet he was making out with @simralin ? Poor, poor, Vi. I'll bet she will just be heartbroken. But she isn't the only little Hexen getting into trouble. Word is that Ondina Nell Weasley has been hanging out quite a bit with @jill16 . My, oh my. I wonder what her friends will think about that. But that isn't even the biggest Hexen scandal. A little owl told me that @theodosia was spotted getting a little close for comfort with @edmund. Didn't think he was your taste, T! Well, I guess we will see what @jill2 says about that, even if she says she doesn't have a boyfriend... OH. And sounds like our Hogwarts champion @annelise isn't the only one who snagged herself a Beauxbatons boy... it looks like @dastan asked @gwendolen to the Yule Ball. Go Gwen! Speaking of foreign school boys... @daniel and Irina Rose Krum returned the other night just before curfew looking way too happy for just an innocent visit to Hogsmeade. Wonder how big brother will feel about that, Ri? Let's not forget about our dear professors. Did you guys hear about @xavier 's mom? She's the new librarian! Welcome to the school @natalie ! Ondina and X are sure glad you are here! (Better find a new make out spot, Ondina!) Those teachers think they are good at hiding things... well, not so much. I guess we will have to see who pairs up for the ball but my galleons are on calliope ivory fleming and @jaeger and even Miss @caroline and @zytka . Talk about girl power. But perhaps the most shocking little piece of news I have for all of you directs our attention, for the second year in a row, to Miss @lestrange . Why was she coming in to the school with blood on her hands? Hopefully that can't be one that @superluigi64 ignores... That's all for now, kiddies. I hope you all have a fantastic Yule Ball. And don't forget, I'll be watching. Even when you think I'm not. XOXO, Wicked Witch

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TURN UP THE HEAT (PART 1) THE WICKED WITCH Summer’s just started and someone’s already turned up the heat. Your favorite Witch is back with a summer forecast that you won’t believe. As we all know, we have guests again this year and who better to welcome our American guests than @lockhart , the Ravenclaw, heartthrob himself, with a steamy party on the England coast early in the summer where he was spotted with a mystery blonde; who's the cutie, Gil? The party saw familiar faces and new faces alike, some actually *gasp* intermingling. Some of our favorite Hogwarts students were keen to welcome the Americans’ personally. @cray was spotted claws out with @katie against one of the OG Americans @crimson1 ; we’ve got a feeling there’s a history there. What’s Danny-boy hiding? Some of the Americans seem to be eager to get to know the big names around campus. kaylee māhealani mahi'ai is said to have gone straight up to Triwizard Tournament Winner @annelise , and her new fiancé @oscar - man the girl has balls (that or she had no idea who she was talking to).And who was that firecracker who called out Mr. Lockhart at his own party? Our sources on the inside tell us it’s Ilvermorny transfer @noel , who comes to England with a boyfriend already (sorry - boys), @noah . And of course we can’t forget about @sav , who was spotted looking handsome as ever by the punch bowl (as if we don’t know why - what would mama think?). Wonder what the Gryffindor Captain is going to get caught up in this year? All for now - don't worry - I won't be gone long. XOXO, Wicked Witch

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TURN UP THE HEAT (PART 2) THE WICKED WITCH The summer’s almost over but we couldn’t go away without first digging into some of these jucy blind dates! What would we do without the yummy Jimbo Drama? I can’t think of any better way to get the American students into the mix than throwing them into the Hogwarts dating pool before the year even starts. Even the royals are eagerly welcoming the American’s, Prince @edmund was spotted on one of these blind dates with Ilvermorny Transfer, @celeste. The two were spotted walking merrily along at Crystal Palace Park. Maybe this is the year we finally get some good drama from the younger prince. We also heard Gryffindor Quidditch captain @sav got on stage and peacocked a little for @ashley - getting a head start on wooing the American girls we see. And how could we forget one of the sweetest of the mixed school blind-date pairings: @ellie & @raina who were just the cutest playing mini-golf together in London - we’re rooting for you girls! It wasn’t just the Ilvermorny and Hogwarts pairing that caught our eye: some Hogwarts-on-Hogwarts pairings solicited as gasp of intrigue as well. lily luna potter, the last Potter child left at Hogwarts, was said to have spent the day paddling down the thames with @hadley. That’s a pairing we hadn’t seen coming. At least little Lily is able to have some fun this summer. We have to mention the few pairings that made us sure both wouldn’t make it out alive: @cray was seen in London attending a Jazz Festival in the park with Ilvermorny transfer @maxine. How Cray didn’t go a little cray-cray, we’re not sure. And things got heated at Windsor castle when @zaire & Oliver Russell Blishwick were thrown together, glad everyone made it out alive. Well kids, enjoy the rest of your holiday (and don’t have too much fun). We’ll be back next month with a spotlight on some of Hogwarts most predominate seventh years. XOXO, Wicked Witch

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HOGWARTS TYRANNY THE WICKED WITCH Thought you’d heard the last of me? Don’t worry, lovelies, I never forgot my loyal fans and I have a juicy edition for all of you. Term has started, and all seems well as Hogwarts and Ilvermorny students alike mix and mingle. But things aren’t as they seem. A wave of fear and tyranny rules the school as Prefect corruption reaches new heights. @lockhart and lancelot ray linley have reportedly been excusing rulebreaking for… special favors. @lockhart in particular was seen giving @fiona special attention. Favoritism, much? And don’t even get me started on Head Girl @addilyn ! She’s been going through boys faster than we can keep up now that she’s free of big brother grey xavier slater ’s watchful eye. Speaking of tyranny, Ilvermorny students @katie , Bianca Alia Rivera , and @ashley have proven that Americans really are the best after the dissapearance of Hexen. What happened, girls? Couldn’t take the heat, or are you reenacting the American Revolution? Speaking of @katie though, this girl seems to be cozying up to prefect lancelot ray linley . Aren’t you clever? No wonder the prefects turn a blind eye. You purebloods certainly have a taste for arranged marriages, don’t you? Maybe it’s because of Jameson Hera Blishwick 's daddy dearest and all that matchmaking. When will he be marrying you off, sweetheart? @lydia has been practically flaunting that giant ring of hers, but is she really engaged, or just seeking attention in light of her brother’s own engagement? And poor @kinsey , replaced so easily in @riley ’s heart. But that’s okay, Dominic Dippet seems to be keeping her plenty company. Sure, they have their rocky moments but the pair always seems to be trying to find a private moment together. The punch at the Halloween party was spiked, and several of my sources spotted Canadian @steve pocketing a rather suspicious vial. Hoping to get lucky? @rivquatre in particular better stay away from the alcohol next time, the poor Ravenclaw will be sleeping off that hangover for a while. But what about that bloody nose Elijah Theron Fleming was sporting? Rumor is @magpie is the cause. That sort of violence might be acceptable at the circus but we’ve been terrorized enough the last two years, thank you very much. My sources mentioned that Ilvermorny had a bit of a liquid luck black market, and it seems that the trade has come with them to Hogwarts. @ashley and Nathaniel David Forrester were seen with one of the bottles, secretly taking it in the dead of night. Can you blame them though? Their favorite potion dealer,@crimson1 , transferred to Hogwarts last year, so they can finally get their fix again. Is that why you transferred, Danny boy? The teachers get too close to catching you red handed? Now that all your friends are here though it must have been so hard resisting their pleas for your merchandise. Boy, it’s certainly been an exciting year so far and I’m just itching to see what all you lovely saints and sinners do next... XOXO, Wicked Witch

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'Tis the season THE WICKED WITCH Hang up the mistletoe and get ready for the Christmas season! The teen angst is always the strongest during this time of year. With Hogwarts getting ready to end for the Winter Holidays, we wanted to send the students away with a bit to think about, and don’t think we won’t be watching just because you’ll be out of the castle for a time! @lockhart is still taking his title as ‘Unofficial Welcomer to the American students’ seriously, he’s been spotted chatting up a few of them, namely @ashley - watch out there girl. Following Gryffindor’s major loss during the first Quidditch match of the year, word on the street is that Captain and Beater, @sav blames his keeper, @louis. Will we see a fight in the future? A replacement perhaps? The match seems to have had everyone worked up, new seeker @jace could be seen alone by the lake following the match. Don’t worry little American, no one saw those tears fall. The Hufflepuff team took the victory well, Hufflepuff beater, @iliana was even see playing a muggle sport with another member of her house, @landon. Muggle sports, Ana? What would daddy think? The vandalism on Ilvermorny brought back some familiar faces. Returning Gryffindor, @johanson seems to already be back in the swing of things while reuniting with old friends, and making some new ones. Perhaps he’s caught the eye of Hufflepuff, @sari? Don’t worry Sari, everyone like a new boy… err… new-ish boy. Did you all feel that shake in the castle too? With @adrian back, there is nothing stopping the infamous Gryffindor Gang from once again reeking havoc among the halls, they’ve even got head boy, @hugo on their side. Talk about an abuse of power, but whos to know, right Hugo? lily luna potter, must be nice to have Adrian back, just like old times, eh? The Thanksgiving feast brought a whole heap of people together. What are you thankful for? I know I’m thankful for the drama. Transfer student, kaylee māhealani mahi'ai seemed to be thankful for new friends, we spotted her and @peytonbainbridge (or was it @sephy? I always mix them up!) chatting, we think it’s a great friendship in the making. While we normally just focus on students, we heard a rumor about a certain professor that we couldn’t resist. Word has it that professor @rivcinq has gotten into some illicit alchemy of the LSD kind. At a school! For shame! What would the board of governors say? Don’t worry little elves, we’ll see you again after the break! XOXO, Wicked Witch

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Stupid Cupid THE WICKED WITCH Love is in the air and I know you feel it too you little cherubs. Your favorite source of drama and gossip is back to stir the cauldron and kick the new year, and the new term, off in high gear! The year is halfway over but Hogwarts continues to get new students. Rumor has it the new girl @mazie was seen cozying up to a certain Gryffindor Quidditch Captain @sav on the first night back. We brits are known for our hospitality, aren’t we? Or maybe he’s just recruiting. Anything to get ahead. All eyes were on @lockhart on Valentine’s Day as he hosted an incredible ball in the great hall, how many professors did he have to bribe to make that happen? But he wasn’t the only belle of the ball that night. Princess @lusie seemed to find herself a prince. Welcome to royalty tobias charles watkins (i'd love to be there when she tells her brothers. Pass the popcorn). Our sources tell us Jameson Hera Blishwick has eyes for fellow student yvonne rae de snaijer. Whether it’s mutual or not, we’re still investigating. However, we see Cupid messing around there. Hang in there girl. They’ll come around. Don’t give up! Come on Yvonne! Throw her a bone!! A set of prefects on duty one night reportedly busted an illegal potions ring in the 2nd floor girls bathroom. What kind of potions these students were trying to brew, we cannot say. But we can confirm that @miles was caught with a dead mouse in his pocket, @poppy was hoarding dried clovers, @faye was chopping up frog tongue, and isabel alejandra moreno-hughes was reportedly caught while in the middle of harvesting eyes of newts. Gross. Don’t y’all have anything better to do? With the dance over we have another party to look forward to next weekend, the excitement continued at the Fudge/Rosiar engagement party. Grab a date, grab a drink, and don’t miss out. Hey @priscilla, are you even old enough to date? Shouldn’t you be playing with dolls? Her parents obviously couldn’t wait to get rid of her. Have fun babysitting @riley. Enjoy the party and don’t have too much fun without me! XOXO, Wicked Witch

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Start with a Bang THE WICKED WITCH Hello angels and devils, have you missed me? I took a lovely vacation this summer, so pardon my absence. I felt my presence unneeded among all the other drama. But I’m back, and I’ve got some juicy start of term stories for you. Only two weeks into the semester and we’re bursting at the seams. Why not chill a bit so we can catch up on all the drama? Actually, don’t. Your drama keeps me in business. I was sooooooo surprised to see that there’s still a Potter at Hogwarts, and not just the lovely professor. No, it seems lily luna potter loved seventh year so much she’s repeating it! Word on the street is that she failed her exams so horribly that her mother had to practically beg the school to let her repeat it. Hopefully you have better luck this year. There’s a new trend going around the fifth years. It almost puts that American tide pod incident a few years ago to shame. Moving staircase mattress surfing. The most dangerous part being if the stairs move on you during a run. Keep on sliding kids, just don't get caught, and don't kill yourself. There’s been some… disturbing rumors lately from students breaking curfew. It sounds like something is stalking the halls at night. I’m still investigating though, so keep your snogging seasons to school hours if you know what’s good for you. XOXO, Wicked Witch