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Jan 18, 2018 14:42:36 GMT -7
Post by shawn lesley ashcroft on Jan 18, 2018 14:42:36 GMT -7
*Owl arrives for Callisto while she's at work. The front of the envelope reads to only open on her break or if she has nothing better to do.* Dearest Callisto,
Who knew being a professor would be this boring during the summer time? I didn't. I mean I knew I'd be off during the summer for the most part but I forgot that everyone else would be working, including you. Also don't let this letter bother you if you have something better to do. You have lives to save while I think I've re-organized my quills twice, once by size than by color. I didn't like either so I messed them all up again. Okay, I'm just rambling now.. All I wanted to say was have a good day at work.
Shawn
(OOC: I really didn't want Shawn's hundredth post to be getting in a fight with a vampire. Callisto can have it.) @callisto
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Jan 18, 2018 18:31:03 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 18:31:03 GMT -7
Dear Shawn,
Are you saying it's been boring sitting there thinking about me all of the time? I find that to be very, very rude, Shawn. I'm sorry I have to work -- well, for your sake. I really like working. Your letter doesn't bother me. I like letters. Send as many as you want -- that is NOT an invitation to be a crazy psycho. It'll save my life, getting these letters. I'm much better at expressing myself via writing, maybe we should write all the time and never speak again. I like you. So. Please ramble some more. Please? - Callisto
( shawn lesley ashcroft )
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Jan 18, 2018 20:45:20 GMT -7
Post by shawn lesley ashcroft on Jan 18, 2018 20:45:20 GMT -7
Dearest Callisto,
Compared to actually spending time with you? Yes it is. I’d just like it on record that I do more than just sit around and think about you when you’re not around. That’s only a large part of what I do. Also I enjoy that you already guessed what I might do with the permission to send as many letters as I wanted. I’ll try to limit how many I send in to a non-psycho level. I do have an abundance of paper since I started working at a school that provides it for me, I’ll find something to do with it all.
What? and never hear your voice again? No, I don’t like that idea. I’ve grown to like your voice, laugh and you most of all. Still I will bring a quill and paper to our next date just in case you want to write down anything important.
Shawn
@callisto
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Jan 18, 2018 20:58:28 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 20:58:28 GMT -7
Dear Shawn,
What else do you possibly do with yourself? I don't believe you have any other activities lined up - other than maybe eating. Not that I think you're fat. Make me paper cranes and airplanes, you can levitate them to write letters in the sky. I fully expect you to bring a paper and quill when I see you next. I like your voice and laugh too. - Callisto
( shawn lesley ashcroft )
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Jan 18, 2018 23:50:38 GMT -7
Post by shawn lesley ashcroft on Jan 18, 2018 23:50:38 GMT -7
Dearest Callisto,
I do more than just wait to spend time with you and eat. Granted one of those things is my favorite thing to do and the other I need to do to stay alive. Which I guess could describe both things now.
Interesting story, in japan they say if you folded a thousand paper cranes you got a wish. I'm sure I could knock that out in a day or two with the right spell and if I don't run out of paper. Also you're going to trust me to write you a message in the sky and it not be embarrassing, you're a brave woman Callisto. We'll have to see if it pays off you, won't we?
You've got it but I am going to make sure it's the most obnoxious quill I've got. Just so you don't start writing the whole time and don't say anything again.
Shawn
@callisto
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Jan 19, 2018 6:48:19 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2018 6:48:19 GMT -7
Dear Shawn,
Well that... Is a very lovely thing to say. I'm afraid I fear for you relying on me to live, though. I've abanonded good people before. Really, pretty sure I won't this time - but that's a lot of pressure. It's kind of nice pressure, though. Oh look - now I'm rambling. Well, I'm sure you have enough paper because of school and yo I could use a wish, right? As for the message... I'll await to see what lies ahead. I promise I will only write if it's important - something that's hard to say. How 'obnoxious' can a quill be anyway? - Callisto
( shawn lesley ashcroft )
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Jan 19, 2018 14:21:22 GMT -7
Post by shawn lesley ashcroft on Jan 19, 2018 14:21:22 GMT -7
Dearest Callisto,
I believe we’ve already decided you would end up killing me one way or an other. As long as you cover the funeral expenses and get me a tombstone I won’t haunt you. As for abandoning me, if it happens I can only assume it would be for something I did and would deserve it. Still I’d appreciate the chance to apologize for whatever stupid thing I said or did first before you do.
You just might be right. I’m sure I do have another paper laying around here to make a thousand. As for the wish, I agree. I could always use a wish as it’d save me from having to rack my brain for the perfect birthday gift for you.
You’d actually be surprised how annoying a quill can be. I had a friend who replaced my quill with a different one during my N.E.W.T.s exams. It had this rather large feather that was charmed to always be in the way when you wrote anything down.
Shawn
@callisto
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Jan 19, 2018 14:49:49 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2018 14:49:49 GMT -7
Dear Shawn,
I won't cover anything. I love a good haunt. It wouldn't be your fault. But, for the sake of this hypothetical conversation, I would let you apologize first. But, in reality, it will be me apologizing profusely - not you. I was thinking your wish might have something to do with that. To be honest, I wish I could give you a clue but I have never been one to think about gifts... I have no idea. You'll have to use your judgement -- or that wish. What about you? I have no idea what to get you. That quill does sound annoying, maybe I'll get you another one of those. - Callisto
( shawn lesley ashcroft )
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Jan 19, 2018 16:25:58 GMT -7
Post by shawn lesley ashcroft on Jan 19, 2018 16:25:58 GMT -7
Dearest Callisto,
I won’t be held responsible for what I do as a ghost. Besides what are you going to do? Kill me twice? Enjoy never sleeping again, beautiful.
Please don’t apologize for something I said or did. Yet if you insist we’ll just be there all night trying to be the last one to apologize. Also you said you’ve abandoned good people before, are you implying if I was bad I’d be safe? Cause I missed the trash bin on Diagon Alley a few days ago trying to throw something away and I didn’t pick it up. I’m a pretty bad guy.
I’ll figure out something eventually, I still have a little time till your birthday. Thankfully I did come up with a few ideas for that, most of which aren’t sky diving. Honestly as for me I’m easily entertained, if you want to just grab something interesting out of the St.Mungos lost and found I’m sure it’ll be the best gift ever.
Shawn
P.s. I lied, I picked it back up and threw it away....
@callisto
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Feb 4, 2018 13:29:24 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2018 13:29:24 GMT -7
Dear Shawn, Ghosts can still get in trouble, Shawn. You can float away all you want - but you'll eventually come back and I can pick up whatever lecture I'm giving you right where it left off. You won't be able to avoid it. Sleep is overrated, anyway. I love how we're hypothetically apologizing? What a long and dangerous road to go down... and fine, we can try to be the last ones to apologize all night, and when the sun rises we'll go to work and there will never be a winner. Because I won't let you win. I don't let other people win. Well... you won't win this one. And no, I'm not saying if you're bad you'd be safe! How dare you litter. I mean, I am kind of interested in this 'bad Shawn'. Or should we call him 'bad dog'? Hmm.... Well, as long as it's not sky diving. - Callisto p.s. well, lying is a bad thing to do, so I guess you're still bad enough. shawn lesley ashcroft
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Feb 7, 2018 21:10:21 GMT -7
Post by shawn lesley ashcroft on Feb 7, 2018 21:10:21 GMT -7
Dear Callisto,
I’ll be sure to die with quill and parchment so I can take ghostly notes. As for floating away, what makes you thing I’d leave your side? You killed me after all. I’ll just spend the rest of my unlife tempting you to do things and making a scene wherever you go.
Don’t question my ability to argue with anyone about almost anything and win. Mostly because I just wear them down with nonsense. I know my strengths. Still we can talk about who will win later. I’m far more interesting in this arguing sleepover you’re implying. Should I pencil that in sometime? My schedule is pretty open obviously.
Oh yeah, I’m a real rebel. Well I’ll be sure to bring my leather jacket and whatever bad boys might wear on our next date. Also I wasn’t aware we were on the pet names stage yet, I’ll get to work thinking of a good one for you.
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Feb 10, 2018 12:54:21 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2018 12:54:21 GMT -7
Dear Bad Shawn, Can ghosts even use quill and parchment even if they die with them? I don't think that's true. You can haunt me as long as you give me privacy in certain moments, like when I use the bathroom or make out with my new lover. Are you challenging me to an argument competition? Because I promise that I will one hundred percent win. There is no reason to even get in this because you will lose and it will be embarrassing for you. Though... the nonsense thing does make sense... I'll get back to you on the arguing sleepover. Leather jacket!? Oh dear. I'm afraid it's far too warm this time of year for that. Good luck with coming up with a pet name. There isn't anything cute and silly about me. Love, Callisto
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Feb 16, 2018 22:23:07 GMT -7
Post by shawn lesley ashcroft on Feb 16, 2018 22:23:07 GMT -7
Dear Cutelisto,I’m not sure if a ghost can write on anything or not either. I guess that would be a question for one of the ghosts when I get back to school. Still if they don’t know I can still die with those items on me for the sake of research. Also I knew you liked to plan things but you’re already planned for you’re new lover after I’m dead. That hurts a little and as for privacy well those days are long gone after I become a ghost. Just name the time and place and you’ll argue this out, I’m only slightly scared of you. If I lose than I lose but I won’t be going down without a fight and as for embarrassing I don’t need your help I that. I can embarrass myself all I my own just fine, thank you. Yes, you’re probably right but bad boys don’t care about that as long as they look cool. I think that’s how it works anyway. You might be right about silly but there are plenty of things I find cute about you so finding a pet name wasn’t that hard after all.
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Mar 8, 2018 18:44:32 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2018 18:44:32 GMT -7
Dear.... Shawnute? Cuteshawn? I dunno,
Let me know your findings on the ghost writing situation. Hey, I always plan ahead, no exceptions. I suppose I can give up my privacy for you, if you tell me all of your secrets. Start now, what do you have to share?
You should be more than slightly scared, my dear Shawn. I am very well rehearsed in the arts of rhetoric and debate and I doubt you're a match for me. You'll just try to charm your way into winning and that will not work on me. Probably. I'm happy to help embarrass you, don't take that from me.
Do you look cool? I think you look pretty silly most of the time. Of course I'm right about it, don't be cute. I guess cutelisto is fine... I need to come up with a better one.
Love, Callisto
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Mar 15, 2018 21:11:56 GMT -7
Post by shawn lesley ashcroft on Mar 15, 2018 21:11:56 GMT -7
Dear Cutelisto,
Trust me, you’ll be the first to know since I’ll be the one haunting you. Also I’d at least like to give my opinion on your new boyfriend. I’ll be haunting you, I think I should at least have that if I’m going to be seeing them often. I’ll only warn them a little about you but you’re worth it. I’m sure they won’t run away knowing you killed your ex. What do you want to know about me? I’m an open book.. maybe a coloring book... at the very least I’m a book with pictures. Ask away.
Oh I haven’t even begun to lay on the charm and I’ve got plenty of tricks up my sleeve. All I need to do is make a good point and change into a dog, can’t argue with a dog. Who am I kidding you probably could. If you want to embarrass me I’ll let you have it but you’re dealing with someone whose already an expert at it my dear.
Fine? Cutelisto is my new favorite word. I can’t wait to convince someone at St.Mungos to call you by that name. That or tell Mina about it. Also I don’t know about that, both of those names are very... you.
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