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Dec 14, 2016 22:28:33 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 22:28:33 GMT -7
@scorp random person --
if this owl finds you
SEND HELP
kidding. but now i've got your attention.
hi.
-- elliot
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Dec 14, 2016 22:39:50 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 22:39:50 GMT -7
Hello @alexandre , Ahhh trying to be the funny guy. You sure you don’t need help? Because you might want to work on the humor stuff a little harder. You seriously need help with that. Maybe in the future, try not to send letters like this. Yours truly, The friendly local anonymous Prefect
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Dec 14, 2016 22:42:55 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 22:42:55 GMT -7
@scorp random person --
humor is subjective to each person. i thought it was funny, there would be others who think it's funny. it's just a pity you didn't.
but when i wrote it i needed help. i was stuck listening to a binns lecture. it was painful.
well it worked didn't it, someone responded.
well that narrows who you are down quite a bit
-- elliot
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Dec 14, 2016 22:48:21 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 22:48:21 GMT -7
Hello @alexandre , I’d like to be introduced to these other people that would find this funny. I’m actually quite surprised that I’ve never come across one before, and I’ve seen a lot of funny things let me tell you. You wouldn’t believe the amount of people I catch in the corridors at night doing….well, I’ll let your imagination get the better of you there. I do take it back though, about you actually needing help. Understandable about Binns. Unfortunate that such an enriching topic is so utterly boring. I heard a couple first years once thought the only way they could escape his droning was by jumping off the astronomy tower. Good thing there’s safety precautions to prevent that from ever happening again. Who’s to say I’m actually a Prefect? I could just be using that as cover to sound like I’m tough. Be careful what you wish for. Yours truly, The friendly local anonymous Prefect (maybe?)
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Dec 14, 2016 22:53:42 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 22:53:42 GMT -7
@scorp random person --
pretty sure my cousin would have laughed. maybe you've met him. if you really want me to introduce you to the people that would laugh i can do it.
see? you understand my plight! well they could still jump .. they just wouldn't hit the ground hard so it's not actually like they're wrong. i've thought about trying to develop a potion that makes you look awake but really you're asleep. reckon it would be good for droning classes.
if you wanted a cover to sound tough, a prefect is the last thing i'd go with. they're about as scary as kittens.
-- elliot
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Dec 14, 2016 23:00:29 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 23:00:29 GMT -7
Hello @alexandre , I still stand by my decision that it wasn’t funny. I guess it depends on who he is. Like I said, if he has the same “humor” as you do, then I doubt it. Also, your cousin might just be humoring your lack of it. It’s what family does. He probably doesn’t want you to feel bad about it. Ever try one of the joke shops? Surely the Weasley’s were smart enough to create something that would work. Even if they didn’t, it wouldn’t matter. Binns doesn’t really know who anyone is these days, so you’re probably fine skipping classes. Not like you’d miss much. Everything on the exams is straight from the books. If you do create something that works, let me know. I’ll be a test subject. And kittens are scary too sometimes. Yours truly, The scary kitten
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Dec 14, 2016 23:18:11 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 23:18:11 GMT -7
@scorp random person --
his last name is chevalier, take a quick guess and you can see why he'd laugh. guess this is something we're not meant to agree on. people having differing levels of humor.
true. can't say i've ever had fun skipping a class before but if i can't work out a potion like this then i'll start that. i've looked around in the joke shops but there isn't anything like it. only things to make you look like your asleep. this would make you actually sleep.
i'll let you know when you tell me who you are, i kinda need to know that if i'm going to give it to you.
if kittens scare you ... bunnies must terrify.
-- elliot
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Dec 14, 2016 23:27:01 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 23:27:01 GMT -7
Hello @alexandre , The last name was all I needed to know. Tell your cousin he’s crazy, and not for the right reasons. He’s going to die in the next task if he isn’t careful. He was lucky that manticore wasn’t up to playing with chew toys that day. You mean the droning doesn’t do it for you already? Simple solution, get glasses and charm them to make it look like your eyes are open. Binns would never know. He doesn’t leave that podium of his. Then all you have to do is keep your head propped up. Why have I never thought of this before? My name is a secret. Have you ever tasted rabbit? It’s quite good. Yours truly, A hungry kitten
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Dec 19, 2016 23:36:50 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2016 23:36:50 GMT -7
@scorp random person --
i really don't think the dying part would worry him. unfortunately.
it does but i've been caught one to many times with my head down on my desk. i've yet to find a way to prop it up that the darn ghost can work out.
i'm half french. of course i've tasted rabbit before.
-- elliot
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Dec 26, 2016 22:02:50 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2016 22:02:50 GMT -7
Hello @alexandre , I don’t think he would even notice in the first place. Pretty sure he doesn’t know he’s dead either. Someday you’ll figure it out. Ahhh yes. Refined tastes from our neighboring country. Those will do you good almost anywhere. Yours truly, A not-so-hungry kitten
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Dec 31, 2016 10:29:35 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2016 10:29:35 GMT -7
@scorp random person --
yeah that's something we can be pretty sure of.
did you eat?
there's american in there too. not quite the united nations but it works.
so do you do any tricks?
-- elliot
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Jan 1, 2017 14:13:28 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2017 14:13:28 GMT -7
Hello @alexandre , Always wondered if there was a way to break it to him. He might just be too stubborn to accept it though… Finally. I know that my diet has come into question over the last few letters. I managed to get something from all the food groups too. Sometimes that’s hard to do. You know, with all the lovely desserts the house elves make us. American? That definitely explains your cousin then. I’m a heartbreaker with the ladies. Yours truly, A stuffed kitten
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Jan 4, 2017 9:23:13 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2017 9:23:13 GMT -7
@scorp random person --
i know some people that just eat the sugar food group. it's a good food group and i might be one of those people .. but still.
does a bit doesn't it, but he's more french.
i said trick.
but interesting.
-- elliot
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Jan 23, 2017 12:56:20 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2017 12:56:20 GMT -7
Hello @alexandre , Careful. That stuff isn’t good for growing lads like us. Obviously in moderation. It’s so difficult though…I know your pain. Being more French doesn’t change it all that much though, does it? See, that’s the thing. Being a heartbreaker is a trick. I don’t do it on purpose, and it still happens. Maybe someday you’ll be like your cousin. I’ve heard he’s the same way. Yours truly, A tired kitten
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Jan 24, 2017 10:36:51 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2017 10:36:51 GMT -7
@scorp random person --
it really is a pain. something that tastes so good shouldn't be allowed to be bad for us. it's like an insult to injury. it's begging you to eat it and it's secretly trying to kill you from the inside. horrible. i could never give it up though, i love the rush too much.
idk, i've heard people say that the french walk around with their noses in the air and well. i love my cousin and i wouldn't change him. but sometimes his can be up pretty high.
i'm already like my cousin in the ways i want to be thanks. i'll pass on being the womanizer though, that just seems like too much effort and it sort of creates a reputation. i don't feel like earning one of those for that reason.
-- elliot
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