Dear Me [Evelyn]

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@evelyn

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Dear Mr. Blishwick,

I received your owl about your matchmaking services and request to be taken off your mailing list. I'm not interested in any blind dates or relationships or whatever else have you. Please remove me from your list. Thank you.

Sincerely, 
                    ~Evelyn Skye Estrada

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[jimbo brian blishwick vi]

Dear @evelyn ,

That is sad news indeed! I certainly can remove you from the mailing list. I do have a few questions for you though, in regards to your request if you don’t mind responding back once again.

1. Is it that you aren’t interested in general, or that work keeps you from relationships?

2. Will you be curious to use our services in the future, should time permit?

3. Did you find the letter clear to read/understand?

4. Write below any other notes you may have for us at Blishwick Matchmaking Services.


If you have any other questions or concerns regarding our services, please get in touch! Sometimes minds are changed or swayed depending on the season.


Yours Truly,

Jimbo Blishwick VI

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Dear Mr. Blishwick,

1. I'm not interested in general. After having a relationship that all but ruined my life, I don't want to start another one any time in the foreseeable future. No offense.

2. At the moment- like I just said- I'm not interested in romance. I can't imagine that changing, but there is a possibility that it might. If so, I might be interested in your services, but I cannot guarantee anything.

3. Yes, your letter made perfect sense.

Thank you for taking my name off your list. 

Sincerely,
                    ~Evelyn Skye Estrada
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[jimbo brian blishwick vi]

Dear @evelyn ,

I’m terribly sorry to hear about your last relationship. Unfortunately not everything is meant to be, as I’m sure you’re aware of now, but that doesn’t mean it’s impossible. Like you said yourself, you may be interested in it again in the future. Never giving up, just setting it off to the side until you figure it all out, is an admirable trait.

As for not being interested in romance, I have plenty of clients that aren’t interested in it. Funny enough. Yes that is a thing. They simply seek companionship in a way I don’t truly understand, even as the person that matches them with their partner. There are certain cues and thought processes in the human brain that are incomprehensible by anyone expect for yourself and the person you could eventually be paired with. Why that is, I don’t know. I just know that it happens for a reason and without fail.

One final thought on my end before I let you go, maybe in a hope to pique your interest one final time: I know that I can set you up with the one. I would bet my business and entire livelihood on it. You could be with someone that loves you for who you are, and you them. I know it sounds cheesy, but I’ve been in the business for a long time.

If you’re still not convinced by that side of my trade, then I implore you to at least get a taste of it through the blind dating. I’ve had positive feedback so far, and would be interested in seeing how someone not looking for romance fairs in it. All expenses are paid for by me as well, so it’s essentially a free date with a person you would never know otherwise (or at least I hope so).

Think about it.


Yours Truly,

Jimbo Blishwick VI

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Dear Mr. Blishwick,

I think I explained myself poorly. It's not that I don't want romance so much as the fact that I don't want a bad one. My last relationship affected everything in my life when it ended and I don't want to feel that way again. I know that there are no guarantees, especially in relationships, and I don't want to feel that way again. I don't think I could live through that sort of pain again, so the only logical solution is to not get into another relationship. 

I'm not opposed to you setting me up with the one. I just don't know how many bad relationships I'll have to go through to get to that one, which scared me. However ... maybe one blind date wouldn't be a bad thing for me to try. Could I come talk to you about it in person?

Sincerely,
~Evelyn Skye Estrada

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[jimbo brian blishwick vi]

Dear @evelyn ,

I understand. I see a lot of young adults like yourself that are in the same situation as you are. While I’m not a psychiatrist, I do think I know a bit about love and how it works (it would be incredibly disastrous to run a business such as mine and not know what I was doing). You’re not wrong though; there aren’t any guarantees in a relationship. At least not the normal way of going about it.

I hate to sound cocky, but I know that my services are exactly what can help you get past all of that. If you want to try out the blind dating, I’ve attached another copy of the registration paper just in case you no longer have the first. If you want to come into the store and sign up as well, that works too. One warning though: I don’t know what could happen on the blind date. Going into it expecting to find the love of your life would be unwise, though it’s also entirely possible at the same time.

Again, if you want to talk about it in person, I’m free to conduct intakes for new clients every morning.



Yours Truly,

Jimbo Blishwick VI

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Dear Mr. Blishwick,

Alright. I'll give you and your business one shot and I'll see what I think afterwards. Attached is a copy of that registration paper, so I'll give this thing a shot. I don't really have any expectations, but I'll probably come in to talk to you sometime. Maybe before the date, maybe afterward. I guess I'll see. 

Thank you for your interest.

Sincerely,
                    ~Evelyn Skye Estrada

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[jimbo brian blishwick vi]

Dear @evelyn ,

Wonderful! I’m glad you’ve changed your mind. I find going into these things with an open mind and understanding that they may not work out is the best way to go about it. Obviously don’t treat the poor lad like he has to fight the forces of darkness to win you over, because while you could like him by the end of the date, his feelings might not reciprocate.

Personally, I would say that if you’re having any last minute jitters, beforehand would be better. If that works, I’ll hold onto your date location until then.



Yours Truly,

Jimbo Blishwick VI

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Dear Mr. Blishwick,

I'll try to be open minded about this. I'm still nervous about it though. I'm not particularly good with people. I don't really understand the way they work, honestly. I'm much better with books, but I'm willing to go out of my comfort zone. I think.

Beforehand sounds good then, I suppose. Yes, if you'd like to hold onto the date location that's just fine. 

Until we meet,

Sincerely
                    ~Evelyn

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