Post by tobias charles watkins on Aug 23, 2018 16:07:56 GMT -7
Tobias Watkins Dream Journal
August 5th, 2024
Last night I had a dream that I participated in a competition similar to the TriWizard tournament. This year the tournament involved having to do the typical challenges, but with a twist. This twist involved killing zombies with bowling balls as your only weapon....all while having to balance a tea cup on your head. I surprisingly did alright, despite being completely freaked out the entire time, and begging to be pulled from the competition.
I didn't want to participate in the competition at all, it seemed like a sick joke, but I somehow ended up advancing to the final round.
The final round consisted of a dance fight battle against Darth Vader, where I'm pretty sure I lost because I woke up sweating. I've always been a dreadful dancer. The human mind is so bizarre.
August 14, 2024
Cave Johnson lectured me on the importance of Lemons and what you should do when Life gives them to you. I woke up before I got any solid answers.
September 5th, 2024
I got bitten by a vampire and suddenly all of the females at Hogwarts wanted a piece of me. It was actually kind of mortifying. I didn't want to let all the ladies down, but they sucked all of my blood anyways and I was surprisingly okay with it.
September 8th, 2024
I had a dream that I was on a cruise ship with every body at Hogwarts and instead of the castle, our school was on the sea. Everyone was getting nice tans and drinking out of coconuts. It was all fun until our ship hit a rock and we were all stranded on an island and resulted to cannibalism by day two.
September 10th, 2024
An old lady ran away with my bike. I don't think I've ever owned a bike in this lifetime but I woke up right away after it being stolen from my very hands. Seedy old ladies. It ruined my entire morning.
September 11th, 2024
I was being stalked by a giant baby cupid. After being shot by cupids arrow, it gave tranquilizer effects which made the victim fall in love with whoever you saw first whoever you see first after waking up.
I fell in love with the neighborhood post lady. It was fleeting...and intense.
I still kind of miss her.
September 23rd, 2024
Claudia was snogging a Bowtruckle....
I don't know.
Am I even allowed to write this? Sorry.
October 12th, 2024
I climbed a giant inflatable treadmill thing to find out from a very old, and angry man, that human-sized gingerbread men were going to try to kill me.
And then human-sized gingerbread men tried to kill me.
October 15th, 2024
I somehow ended up in this Netflix Original that was also a musical about my life but the only song ever sung was Africa by Toto.
October 20th, 2024
I robbed a bank and went through these crazy stages of remorse while sitting in the holding cell.
I knew what I was doing was wrong while I was doing it, but I think I was more angry because I slipped on a banana peel on the way out and busted my front tooth out on the police car. I was mouthing off and ripped my shirt off which is really unlike me. This was a very weird dream, my head hurts.
October 30th, 2024
I had a dream that all of my teeth started to fall out.
November 2nd, 2024
Recently I have been trying to lucid dream...
This morning in my lucid dream, I was in a dark room with a woman I have never seen before. She looked at me in horror and started frantically whispering, 'Don't, they'll take you too' time and time again. When I thought to myself that I wanted out of the room, she screamed, 'They’ll take you, I’ll wake you up, they’ll take you,' and I woke up with a cold sweat and my heart racing so fast it felt like I was having a heart attack. It felt like someone was looking at me the entire day.
I don't think I'm going to try to lucid dream anymore.
November 5th, 2024
The Queen of England was showing me how to take pictures of cats.
November 10th, 2024
I was stuck in a giant maze with creatures trying to kill me and my friends...
November 11th, 2024
I was at a concert. The merch stand was a stack of t-shirts in size XXXL exclusively that had nothing to do with the band and when I asked the cashier if the shirts were related to the band she just snapped “No!” at me and then I bought 2...
November 15th, 2024
Kinsey and I got married in Vegas on a whim. I don't remember if we stayed hitched or not.
November 20th, 2024
Some bad guy was trying to steal my cat Shadow from me, so I kicked them down several flights of stairs.
I've never fought a day in my life but I somehow defeated 3 suited blokes within a blink of an eye.
November 25th, 2024
I had a dream I could make puppies out of cake batter. What a time to be alive.
November 26th, 2024
Last night I had a dream that I accidentally showed up to class with no clothes on before an important presentation.
December 3rd, 2024
Food was falling from the sky...
As if there were giants living in the clouds, dropping their crumbs off their plates, and killing people.
December 10th, 2024
Christmas was cancelled.
December 15th, 2024
I don't really care to share this one.
December 20th, 2024
In my dream I couldn't understand English anymore.
December 22nd, 2024
My best friend needed me and I do didn't anything about it...