Tobias Watkins Dream Journal

[tobias charles watkins]

Tobias Watkins Dream Journal

August 5th, 2024
Last night I had a dream that I participated in a competition similar to the TriWizard tournament. This year the tournament involved having to do the typical challenges, but with a twist. This twist involved killing zombies with bowling balls as your only weapon....all while having to balance a tea cup on your head. I surprisingly did alright, despite being completely freaked out the entire time, and begging to be pulled from the competition.

I didn't want to participate in the competition at all, it seemed like a sick joke, but I somehow ended up advancing to the final round.

The final round consisted of a dance fight battle against Darth Vader, where I'm pretty sure I lost because I woke up sweating. I've always been a dreadful dancer. The human mind is so bizarre.



August 14, 2024
Cave Johnson lectured me on the importance of Lemons and what you should do when Life gives them to you. I woke up before I got any solid answers.


September 5th, 2024
I got bitten by a vampire and suddenly all of the females at Hogwarts wanted a piece of me. It was actually kind of mortifying. I didn't want to let all the ladies down, but they sucked all of my blood anyways and I was surprisingly okay with it.


September 8th, 2024
I had a dream that I was on a cruise ship with every body at Hogwarts and instead of the castle, our school was on the sea. Everyone was getting nice tans and drinking out of coconuts. It was all fun until our ship hit a rock and we were all stranded on an island and resulted to cannibalism by day two.


September 10th, 2024
An old lady ran away with my bike. I don't think I've ever owned a bike in this lifetime but I woke up right away after it being stolen from my very hands. Seedy old ladies. It ruined my entire morning.


September 11th, 2024
I was being stalked by a giant baby cupid. After being shot by cupids arrow, it gave tranquilizer effects which made the victim fall in love with whoever you saw first whoever you see first after waking up.

I fell in love with the neighborhood post lady. It was fleeting...and intense.

I still kind of miss her.


September 23rd, 2024
Claudia was snogging a Bowtruckle....
I don't know.
Am I even allowed to write this? Sorry.

October 12th, 2024
I climbed a giant inflatable treadmill thing to find out from a very old, and angry man, that human-sized gingerbread men were going to try to kill me.

And then human-sized gingerbread men tried to kill me.

October 15th, 2024
I somehow ended up in this Netflix Original that was also a musical about my life but the only song ever sung was Africa by Toto.

October 20th, 2024
I robbed a bank and went through these crazy stages of remorse while sitting in the holding cell.
I knew what I was doing was wrong while I was doing it, but I think I was more angry because I slipped on a banana peel on the way out and busted my front tooth out on the police car. I was mouthing off and ripped my shirt off which is really unlike me. This was a very weird dream, my head hurts.

October 30th, 2024
I had a dream that all of my teeth started to fall out.

November 2nd, 2024
Recently I have been trying to lucid dream...
This morning in my lucid dream, I was in a dark room with a woman I have never seen before. She looked at me in horror and started frantically whispering, 'Don't, they'll take you too' time and time again. When I thought to myself that I wanted out of the room, she screamed, 'They’ll take you, I’ll wake you up, they’ll take you,' and I woke up with a cold sweat and my heart racing so fast it felt like I was having a heart attack. It felt like someone was looking at me the entire day.
I don't think I'm going to try to lucid dream anymore.

November 5th, 2024
The Queen of England was showing me how to take pictures of cats.

November 10th, 2024
I was stuck in a giant maze with creatures trying to kill me and my friends...

November 11th, 2024
I was at a concert. The merch stand was a stack of t-shirts in size XXXL exclusively that had nothing to do with the band and when I asked the cashier if the shirts were related to the band she just snapped “No!” at me and then I bought 2...

November 15th, 2024
Kinsey and I got married in Vegas on a whim. I don't remember if we stayed hitched or not.

November 20th, 2024
Some bad guy was trying to steal my cat Shadow from me, so I kicked them down several flights of stairs.
I've never fought a day in my life but I somehow defeated 3 suited blokes within a blink of an eye.

November 25th, 2024
I had a dream I could make puppies out of cake batter. What a time to be alive.

November 26th, 2024
Last night I had a dream that I accidentally showed up to class with no clothes on before an important presentation. 

December 3rd, 2024
Food was falling from the sky...
As if there were giants living in the clouds, dropping their crumbs off their plates, and killing people.
 
December 10th, 2024
Christmas was cancelled.

December 15th, 2024
I don't really care to share this one.

December 20th, 2024
In my dream I couldn't understand English anymore.

December 22nd, 2024
My best friend needed me and I do didn't anything about it...

[tobias charles watkins]

Tobias Watkins Dream Journal 2025

January
1: I was going to be late for class and I was extremely put off by it. For some reason I always have these dreams when I'm away from school.

10: Claudia was dating some YouTuber and using his internet fame for her dance career. I wish I remember how it ends.

16: Jacuzzi full of pygmy puffs of many colors.

February
14: I was in a cooking competition and lost to a centaur.

15: In the midst of getting arrested for an unbeknownst reason, the officer yelled at me for trying to eat grass. Why was I trying to eat grass?

21: There were rats in our house and @claudia didn't seem to mind but she then started crying, "I hope they don't start barking" and I woke up sweating.

28: My mum quit her day job to become a nurse at the hospital wing at Hogwarts. It was actually kind of cool. I miss my mum.

March
3: "Tongues are just trapped flesh snakes"

5: A car that drives itself

23: Elf fighting rings

April
6: Lusie head girl 7th year

20: Weed elves

30: I was actually good at quidditch and my father was proud of me. This is my subconscious calling out to me from my dads disapproval of me never liking quidditch.

May - My logs from May seem to have vanished

June
5: My parents didn't allow me to work at the Reserve over the summer because they thought it was a waste of time

12: I fought Ame and won!!!!

20: Black ink and geese.

July
12: Ame trying to woo @lusie again. My hate for him is even stronger in my subconsciousness.

20: Frogs and foxes were plotting to kill the human race and take their place. I ran away from home but everywhere I went I was being followed by foxes who were laughing at me and all of the frogs were just saying, “Shhh, shhh.” Then I got poisoned by the foxes and woke up.


My snargaluff unfortunately ate August & September logs


October:
11: Spooky snowman

31: Birthday things happened. I won't go into detail.

November:
3: I was walking in the forest when I ran into a Wendigo. I asked if it was going to kill me and it said "No", so I sat down beside it and he said "The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave". And then I woke up.
Has my third eye been opened?

7: I cast a Patronous spell in a very small room and my Patronous ended up being a giraffe. It broke its neck! Every time I casted the Patronous charm after, the giraffes neck was always broken and he was pissed. I'm still not over it. 


20: I accidentally said fuck in front of a professor and she was really mad, so she came over to me and threw my desk out the window with me sitting in it...except the ground outside just wasn’t a thing so I kept falling through the air until I landed on this sky island thing and my teacher was there in a wheelchair and she was like, “Sorry, I overreacted,” and then she jumped off the island.

22: Duck seeds...seeds that grew white ducks...that's all I remember.

29: I was having a costume contest with a group of people and I went to change into my outfit except I kept putting on the wrong one, it took me about an hour to put on the right costume on. I was Darth Vader.
I walked out only to find out it had been a cooking competition the whole time and I had lost.

December:
3: More dancing snowmen. What is wrong with me?

6: I was at video game store and they were selling homemade ice cream. There was also a player piano in the corner.

10: I was allergic to paper. My allergies would get triggered not by touching it, but by eating it. I kept eating anyway, and then I went to a Healer and they tried to make me go to bed at 11 am.

16: Ozzy Osbourne and his identical twin came to the Yule Ball. He saw the sign saying “Absolutely no drinks or drugs” and looked at his twin, then they both laughed.

21: There is a new post going around about a creature that looked like a giant white dog with no neck (it looked like it was supposed to have a very long neck, but instead the head was just floating mid-air), and it is just known as “THE BIG”.

[tobias charles watkins]

Toby Watkin's Dream Journal 2026

JANUARY
5: Gordon Ramsay yelled at the librarian for putting her dirty dishes on the bookshelves...

15: I grew a lot of catnip, but once it got big enough, it turned into live kittens. I ended up with 20+ kittens running around in my house. It was amazing.

18: All I remember is the phrase: “We need more elephants in gaming.”

25: I was trying to trap a praying mantis under a glass jar but I had to hold down the jar because the praying mantis was strong enough to lift it up while I was frantically looking for the jar’s cap.

27: I found a kitten in a toilet and I saved it.

FEBRUARY
2: I had gotten an alchemy set, which I had apparently used to create a potion that turned me into Shrek. I was very happy about this for no apparent reason.

6: I got a text message from the Canadian government that said: “Why don’t you suck my ***, you naive b***?” (sorry)

10: I wanted to drink milk from a cup but it was full of spiders.

15: I can’t remember the specific dream, but I was very drunk and committing crimes.

20: I had to retrieve a magical elixir to save someone’s life by getting sucked into the Mario Party game and completing the river rafting thing. There were also grapes. Lots of grapes.

23: My aunt, who I don’t like, came into my room and started looking through my stuff for no reason. I got so upset that I grabbed her and started folding her body until she turned into a ball, after which I rolled her out of my room and slammed the door shut.

25: Multiple alternate universe versions of my cat invaded my house and I couldn’t tell which was the original and one of them was actively trying to kill the rest.

MARCH
1: There was a celebrity guest at Hogwarts, and it was Goku. I decided to fight him for whatever reason. I beat him somehow.

3: @lusie & I were a year late to Christmas...

10: I went through my entire morning routine as usual, and then I woke up, going through my morning routine as usual before I woke up, then going through my morning routine as usual I woke up, then when I got out of bed I woke up, and then I woke up.

14: I was walking on a beach when I spotted a snake on the sand. As I started to go around it, it shot towards me and bit my hand.

20: Kermit the frog jumped out of the sewer like he was Pennywise and he chased me around with a knife. I couldn’t outrun him and he stabbed me in the back.

21: Harry Potter asked where I was, to which I promptly responded in my dream and in real life as well with, “Harry, I’m in a f*ing mental hospital.”  (I'm so confused right now)

28: A bald guy who worked at a restaurant I went to started screaming at me for using the wrong soap and called me a failure.



*the rest of the years logs were burned in the fires l o l*