it's a big brother little brother thing -- phil

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@philiplongbottom

you are not going to believe what happened to me after you left for the school in brazil! i got stung by a blood burner bush .. this herbology stuff is harder than you make it look.

how is everything going!? tell me everything. everything about the place. i mean what the food is like .. what the place is like .. and everything you've done so far. tell me.

jay

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@henry,

You what? Are you kidding me?! Jayden, those bushes could kill you! Seriously, you have got to be more careful. How did you even get in there? Why did you go in there? I need all of these questions answered quickly and throughly. Please.

Everything is going amazing. The food is very different, but still good. I am pretty sure I have eaten several bugs, but it is not as bad as I thought it would be. I nearly got eaten by a boa constricter that some of the guys set on me... yeah that was an incredibly terrifying day. I also set my bed on fire when I got some new seeds... I only smelled like smoke for a week. Other than that... not much has happened.

Love,

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@philiplongbottom

relax phil! it was weeks ago. i'm fine now. uh i walked in, that's how. i was looking for dad and tripped. but he found me and i had the unpleasant experience of having a bezoar shoved down my throat. those things are awful by the way.

bugs? even i'd draw the line at bugs phil. well if i was starving probably not. they set a boa constrictor on you?! that's not really very nice of them. even if it was a joke. oh you did? what seeds are they? do they grow into some really cool plant?

oh when you get home. so you're not surprised. andy and i ate your chocolate stash. sorry, we got hungry one night and we'd already finished mine.

jay

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@henry

You what! I worked really hard on that chocolate stash! You had better restock! It took me weeks after mom found it last time. Seriously, I will cut you both.
Who eats a guys candy stash when he isn't even there to protect it himself!

Also, You should learn more about dangerous plants. If only because we have so many of them around the house. We wouldn't want to shove of bezoar down your throat a second time. Trust me, I know how awful they are. I bet you hurt for a week after that!

The guys here are sort of jerks. I wonder if they just don't like me because I am so much better looking then all of them... That is probably it.

I am excited to see you soon! Are you going to ball with anyone?

Love,

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@philiplongbottom

you really expect me to believe you'll cut us phil? pull the other one mate.
we really didn't mean to eat it ALL .. trust me i regretted the fact we had later that night.

i will just stay away from any and all plants. no matter what. i don't even want to walk on grass now. my insides hurt for a week and i'm sure i can still taste the thing! ugh even thinking about it. wait .. when have you had to have one?

well if they don't like you, i should never go there! since i'm the better looking of the two of us. i kid. a little. not really.

love you too!!

jay

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@henry

I sure hope you regretted it. I expect all the chocolate frog cards to be piled neatly on my bed when I get home. You can't take those, even if you did take the chocolate.

I had one once, when I was a first year. Dad was still teaching Herboloby and I got mixed up with a venom toothed house vine... I told dad not to tell you, I didn't want you to freak out, and I really didn't want my kid brother showing up at school. Don't worry. I don't mind you now, not so much anyway.

They would probably love you, because everyone loves you. I don't know how you do it cause even I love you. You gotta teach me how you do it.

See you in a few days!

Love,