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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 16:19:59 GMT -7
blood And stuff
In which I study Vampire Peoples
HEY SO I CAN TURN INTO A BAT OMFG
Okay but in all seriousness I've been studying vampires and stuff to figure out what the heck is happening in my world, so these are some notes and things that I decided would be important to try and remember about myself or look into more.
First of all I'm not technically 'undead' so that's nice. I do have to suck blood which is kind of gross and stuff but I'm getting used to getting blood bags and such. Still want to suck people dry sometimes but eh I'm good at walking away if it gets bad and I have Finn to watch out for me and Poe isn't around so.
I'm not unkillable, thank gods. My skin is going to just keep getting paler but that's not a big deal since I was already so freaking white to begin with. It'll go kind of grey, too, which I can hopefully make work for me... eh, Grey is a nice color... shade... thing. The weirdest thing is that my eyes are slowly turning red. Like blood red. It's freaky as all hell and my canines are starting to grow long and sharp like those cheesy vampires in the movies. Eh, it'll take getting used to.
I'm not really capable of gaining weight anymore, which is pretty much like normal so that's fine. I'm already a stick so I'm just stuck this way... kind of weird to think about. OH. But I CAN get pregnant That's the weirdest thing to me.
Supposedly I'm going to look this age for about 200 years if I live it, but in the last few years of my life I will look more like a creepy monster. All skinny with fangs and creepy long limbs. I hope I die before that weirdness.
However, apparently I'm kind of like a veela now Vampires have a natural talent to 'lure prey' with and stuff so I guess I'm just stuck being gorgeous and even more so so... well. Hooray? It's not just my looks too but apparently my voice is super convincing and alluring or something. Creepy. I guess I should take up singing? Or slam poetry?
I can still eat food and crap, especially sugar stuff so that's awesome, but I do have to have blood to survive. Human blood. Thankfully, I can only turn someone if I suck their blood for three days and then they suck back. I experienced that first hand so I remember that. The works I've read state that apparently sometimes the spouses of non vampires help them out by donating their blood regularly and using a blood-replenishing potion. But that would only be for a wizard, I think, so no muggles for me. If I even do deal with that marriage crap.
My saliva heals my bite marks leaving no trace WOOOAAAHHH. That's cool.
I'm also immune to most diseases, so that's a nice thing. Can't become a wolf either. And I'm pretty nocturnal now, which I've noticed. I can see well in the dark and the sunlight is... hard. Which breaks my heart. I love the sun. Loved. I guess. It kind of hurts me too if I'm in it too long. It is unfortunate. Can't eat garlic or wear silver either.
My clumsiness is completely gone now and I'm apparently really good at being sneaky. I've tested this out, and it's kind of horrifying how quiet my footsteps can be when I'm trying!!! Look out Finn and Grey.
I'm going to keep my wand, even though most vampires don't use them. I can't cast a patronus Charm anymore... so I guess I'll accept that. It just doesn't work. Apparently Dementors and other dark creatures won't bother me now. So that's great for my line of work! But Polyjuice Potions aren't meant for my kind now but it's cool cuz BAT POWERS.
I CAN WALK ON WALLS AND CEILINGS IT'S INSANE.
(ooc: Stuff in BOLD means I need to remember it while RPing)