Love Potion Posters Culprit Revealed

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Love Potion Posters Culprit Revealed
By Elizabeth Flint
When posters covered the school on the first of February, no one knew who put them up. And while no one has yet disagreed with the message of the posters – “Love Potions Do Not Equal Consent” – the methodology has fostered many complaints.     New Headmistress Mc-Gonagall established that the posters were in no way school-sanctioned, and was quite appalled at the idea. The culprit was then a student, clearly motivated, skilled at charm work, and with a certain disregard for the rules. Discussion with ghosts and portraits turned up a figure flying through the corridors early in the morning of the first, but even ghosts and portraits sleep at those hours of the morning.     With the recent release of a certain Letter to the Editor in the Daily Prophet, the answer became obvious. Once con-fronted, Miss Roxanne Weas-ley confessed readily, and with an air of disappointment that no one had figured it out before then. “It wasn’t exactly a secret,” she said. “It’s an important issue, and one that Hogwarts and Wizarding society doesn’t take seriously enough.”	Hogwarts Hallways Covered in Posters
	Miss Weasley's father, George Weasley, is co-owner and co-founder of Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes, a well-known retailer of a variety of love and infatuation potions amongst other joke items, wasn’t afraid of the familial backlash her remarks might provoke. “My father knows perfectly well what I think of love potions. They’re lucrative, especially just before Valentine’s Day, and he’s never budged an inch. But to me, the thought that by selling these potions my family might complicit in these crimes is unbearable.”	She may be unrepentant but Miss Weasley appears loathe to encourage copycats. She refused to disclose how exactly she managed to plaster the halls of Hogwarts in the posters, claiming that the only person she’d tell how to do it would be her father when he stopped stocking love potions in his store. However, she did concede that the figure reported by Sir Cadogan was likely her.     Miss Weasley is Captain and Chaser on the Gryffindor Quidditch Team and Captain of the Black Students Union.

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