Notes from the East Wing -- Will

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dearest darling brother of mine,

how many girls have you been through in the past six months? can you stop being a manwhore and just choose one already???

love you,

su

@will

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My lovely sister,

It's only been... Three. That's not that many. Wait, maybe four. And I have picked one, she's just slow moving so I'm working on it.

Why don't you stop being... So beautiful and amazing. I hate you.

Love,
Sir Lord William Peter Windsor, the Fantastic, the incredible, the alleged Ladies Man.

@susanvictoria

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darling ladies man,

there's no 'alleged' mister, and you know it! i still can't believe you kissed my best friend - what would your slow burn girl think?? unless andy is your slow burn...oh gross, i don't need that image in my head! at least the tabloids haven't spotted you with anyone recently - remember when they saw you with that crazy french socialite back in march? i may or may not have kept the magazine, not that you'll ever find it

love you,

su

@will

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su,

Hey - for the record she kissed me. Practically attacked me, in a friend way. Not that I complained. Come on, the girl needed some cheering up and now she's cheered. Up. And my 'slow burn' girl would probably laugh about it. And that's not Andy. Though, that would be the slowest burn ever if it was. Yes of course I remember Clarise. And they got me with Isla last year and blah blah blah, they need something to talk about other than trying to understand politics.

-
The handsome brother (no offense to Edmund)

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squilliam,

ugh, no details please! i don't need that in my head.  it's good that this slow burner will laugh though; she's going to have to laugh a lot to put up with you and they can't help it you're just sooooooooooo handsome (the magazines words not mine).  remember when harry got all that attention with the different socialites before he settled down with megan?  you're the most eligible royal bachelor in europe so i'm sorry dear brother, i highly doubt they're going away and time soon!

fortunately, i am not as hot of a topic, which makes having a relationship FAR easier.

devotedly yours,
su

@will

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Su,

I mean, Andy's lips were pretty warm and soft - surprising for someone who was always so harsh, like one of those ice cold winds that gets into your bones, you know? She's a great kisser, though, Phil was a lucky guy. Maybe I should start wearing flannel and a goofy smile more - mess my hair up a little. She might kiss me again, this time I'll be sure to wear chapstick because I'm sure my lips were nowhere near as soft as hers - okay, okay I'll stop. That was just too fun.

I'm fine with them talking about me, is what I meant. Then they'll stay out of politics. And don't worry, you'll be talked about soon enough. You're still young. Are you IN a relationship ?? See I don't know because no tabloids about you. How else do siblings communicate about this stuff without them?


-

Will

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will,

You are a disgusting human being, you know that? That’s my BEST FRIEND you’re talking about! She’s not an icy wind either she’s just...she needs to get to know people before she opens up, you know? Not everyone can be as charismatic and charming on introduction as you are.

I do have a relationship going on yes, but to find out more you’ll actually have to come talk to me in person! I’m not about to gush over my private life over an owl you can sell to the tabloids

love you,

su

@will

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SuuuuuUuUuUSaaaan,

I am not! I am handsome and lovable. And I get that about Andy, but you can't deny that she isn't the easiest person to talk to. Well, didn't use to be that easy to talk to. She's scary, but in a fun way. Okay, I'm just trying to be honest and not piss you off at the same time.

Psssh. I'll come talk to you in person, fine. Fiiinnne. 

-
Will

@susanvictoria

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william peter,

Is it really that difficult to cross our apartments to come speak to me in person? Though I suppose I can’t talk since I started the owl chain of communication. Oh well, but to be fair it was RIGHT after I spotted you wooing the girl with all the cool tattoos in the apartment. Where did you meet her by the way? She seems out of your league.

susan

@will

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Su,

Yeah, you started it. Plus, I am lazy when I'm at home because I can't be lazy anywhere else. As for the girl with the awesome tattoos, I met her at some fancy meeting for smart people who want to save the world and all that, nothing fancy.

And you're right, she's way out of my league. She's funny, smart, beautiful and could probably kick my teeth in without any issues. Hey, that kind of sounds like Andy.... and Claire. Guess I have a type.

Though, not Isla, to be fair. Jamie wouldn't kick my teeth in.

My, burn this letter after you read it 0.0


-
Willy (is what Mina, another girl in my life, calls me. Ha ha ha.)

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will,

so are you telling me this girl is a super hero? good grief she really IS too good for you!  I'm just teasing you - saving the world sounds like a lot of work but you're one I'd trust it with.  You have a wide palette when it comes to women dear brother.  on one end of the spectrum are jamie and isla, both very sweet and kind people.  then you have claire, andy and finn who while perfectly nice, aren't the people you want to be on the other side of in a fight.  believe me, i know from experience at least when it comes to andy.

okay, WHO is mina?  is she another one of your (many) ladies in waiting?  we're going to have to put you on that muggle television show the bachelor and just auction you off!

love you,
su

@will