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Feb 12, 2015 14:15:34 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2015 14:15:34 GMT -7
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Feb 12, 2015 14:48:54 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2015 14:48:54 GMT -7
Ron, To George: I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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Mar 11, 2015 7:16:08 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2015 7:16:08 GMT -7
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Apr 28, 2015 9:44:22 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 9:44:22 GMT -7
[/font] "you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes ..."[/font][/ul] |
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Dec 5, 2015 15:57:04 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2015 15:57:04 GMT -7
Lily to @adrian: You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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Dec 5, 2015 17:53:05 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2015 17:53:05 GMT -7
All cause Lily called him out....
Adrian to lily luna potter (two seemed quite fitting, so you get both!)
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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Dec 6, 2015 20:56:49 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2015 20:56:49 GMT -7
Elaine to the Purifiers: " I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka. "
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Dec 7, 2015 16:20:42 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 16:20:42 GMT -7
JAMES, TO CARCER: Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
CARCER, TO JAMES: You've kissed worse.
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Dec 8, 2015 5:15:54 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2015 5:15:54 GMT -7
@ava to @abigail
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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Dec 8, 2015 20:38:31 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2015 20:38:31 GMT -7
Rose to Lysander: I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
(hehe @scorp )
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Dec 8, 2015 22:06:20 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2015 22:06:20 GMT -7
Andy to @annelise: I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
(hahga @al, @philiplongbottom)
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Dec 11, 2016 12:40:51 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2016 12:40:51 GMT -7
Mannix to...anyone:
"You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?"
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COLIN!
THE DON
8TH YEAR
625 posts
played by COLIN?
You're A Great Person Colin
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last online May 1, 2024 16:14:23 GMT -7
OOC ACCOUNT
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Dec 11, 2016 16:23:59 GMT -7
Post by COLIN! on Dec 11, 2016 16:23:59 GMT -7
mina pandora oliveira to @callisto "I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with." and another @callisto - "You're a hot mess, you know that?" mina pandora oliveira - "At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter."
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Dec 17, 2016 18:20:32 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2016 18:20:32 GMT -7
@spike to anyone
"Now I have to go back and sober *cough cough NSFW* him. For science!"
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COLIN!
THE DON
8TH YEAR
625 posts
played by COLIN?
You're A Great Person Colin
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last online May 1, 2024 16:14:23 GMT -7
OOC ACCOUNT
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Dec 23, 2016 20:19:16 GMT -7
Post by COLIN! on Dec 23, 2016 20:19:16 GMT -7
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