OWLs from Last Night

[SUZIE]

@abigail to @adeline

"I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD."

[SUZIE]

lily luna potter to Ondina Nell Weasley

"thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing"

[COLIN!]

grey xavier slater to @finn about @railynn

"I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza."

[Deleted]

@tatiana to cordelia regan smith:

I can't be here…my therapist just watched me take tequila shots

[COLIN!]

mina pandora oliveira to sarah jane oliveira

"Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend."

[maxima ruqayyah greyback]

maxima ruqayyah greyback to @jamie:

This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.

[COLIN!]

@scorp to @al

"Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend"

[mod audrey]

@lucy to Ondina Nell Weasley:

you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account

[COLIN!]

@imogen :
"Are you drunk already?"

mina pandora oliveira :
"Not already - at LAST."