Hey (Uncle Ron)

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@ron

I have a question. I am concerned for my health. At certain times, when there is a trigger, my stomach begins acting strangely. I feels as if there is something... fluttering around in it. And my chest constricts and it is suddenly difficult to breath. I am concerned that something may be wrong with me.

I did discover a new spell, and it works! The best part is that as a side effect there is memory loss of just before the spell was cast. The spell causes temporary psychosis. pretty cool, huh? Harry could use it for something. You could tell him about it.

There is this girl at school, Liv, and she is such a mystery to me. I don't understand her. She is so kind to everyone, how does she do that? People just rub me the wrong way so often!

Xavier

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@xavier

your health? have you spoken to the school healers about that? that's the first step kiddo. i'm sure it's nothing though.

you did? you will have to show me the next time i see you. i'm sure he'll certainly look into using it, but why don't you tell him yourself? i'm sure he'd love to hear from you mate. while i don't want to come across as a old fuddy duddy but you are spending enough time on your school work? not just on making new spells? which are often very helpful and i must admit i've used them more than once myself.

one thing about girls. they are always a mystery. don't ever try and understand them. smile and nod and if they growl at you admit you did something wrong and try and please them. nothing else is worth it. going back to your worry on your health ... those feelings don't happen most while your around her, do they?

-- uncle ron

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@ron

It isn't anything serious, it is just worrying me. And yes it always happens around Liv, and it is getting worse. no why would a person be my trigger? Uncle Ron, that is silly. Especially a girl. Seriously, it is probably nothing.

Of course I am keeping up on my studies, I am maintaining the top grade in several of my classes and am second in the others. I think that is safe to say that I am doing well. I really should make a book of my spells and how to use them.

Why are there so many rules about girls? And why would I admit that I did something wrong if I didn't? This is absurd. I think you are making all of this up.

Xavier

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@xavier

for no reason at all mate.

well that makes me very proud of you kiddo. you're going to do great things when you leave school. that sounds like a great idea! if your serious about wanting to write a book about your spells i'll help you with what you need. i'm sure harry would be happy to as well and neville too. we can get things in motion for you.

because girls are dangerous and there needs to be certain rules in place to keep yourself safe from them! seriously mate i was drugged by a girl in school. (she was trying to drug harry and i was stupid enough to eat the chocolate but the points stands!) you should admit you did something wrong because it's safer than trying to admit your right. you think it's a joke? i've got 20 plus years of love experience and girl experience on you kiddo, take my advice.

-- uncle ron

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@ron

What do you think we could do about getting a book deal for my spells. I couldn't put all of them in the book, some are not to be shared with the world. I wouldn't want my genius getting someone into trouble.

I don't see why girls are dangerous. I think you just got drugged because you were stupid. Honestly, uncle Ron, I am a fair bit smarter than you. I don't think I need to worry about girls. They are just like us anyway.

Xavier

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@xavier

well i'll see what i can find out then i'll get back to you on it. of course not, some of things need to be kept a secret.

all teenage boys are stupid. there is no denying it, sorry kiddo but you're one of them. oh you are now are you? we'll see. when this girl gets under your skin and you find yourself falling you'll see. you'll tell me i was right. okay maybe not but i will be.

-- uncle ron

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@ron

Since you are apparently an expert on women now, here is a theoretical situation for you: what would you do if you found out one liked you, one that you also liked. but you couldn't say anything nice to her because someone cursed you to only say cruel things to the one you loved. What would you do?

Also, I think Aunt Hermione agrees with me, you are crazy and I am smarter.

Xavier

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@xavier

write it down. see how that went, if you were only cursed when you spoke a piece of parchment takes away the curse's power. in theory. i'm sure liv would like a nice letter

i am crazy i'l concede but smarter? the only thing we know for sure is that you are younger than me my dearest nephew. i'm not sure about smarter.

-- uncle ron

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@ron

Write it down, that is an interesting notion. Of course I would need to burn this piece of paper after I wrote on it. Do you think that would break the curse? I think that if this curse were real, which at the moment it is not, it might be difficult to break.

You definitely are older. No one is debating that, Uncle Ron.

How is aunt Hermione?

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@xavier

well if the woman you like hears the curse there's every chance your jaw will be broken. in that instance, i can refer you to a very nice witch doctor. kidding. what are you afraid to tell this theoretical girl you like?

there is no debating. i'm older, smarter and more handsome!

she's good. worried about al of you of course. i'll tell her you wrote, she'll be happy to know we've heard from you.

have you spoken to your parents in the last few weeks?

-- uncle ron

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@ron

I never said I was afraid! I just am cautious to tell her anything because I always say the wrong thing. Perhaps girls like that. Or perhaps I don't actually know if what I am saying is the wrong thing. Nevermind. Girls are stupid anyway.

Well, Aunt Hermione is always amazing.

No. I have not spoken to, written, or seen my parents recently. I don't care too. They would only tell me to get good grades and take care of Ondina. I already do those things. Why would I need to speak with them?

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@xavier

not in as many words you didn't. take it from the king of saying the wrong thing, sometimes it works and most of the time it doesn't. not all of them, some are worth the trouble of figuring out what to say.

that she is.

because they might like to know you're okay. speaking of which, how are your grades? still brilliant i'm sure.

when school finishes come here with hugo and rose. i'll write your parents and tell them you'll be spending the summer with us.
if you'd like to that is.

-- uncle ron

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@ron

Well, this one is worth it. Or she would be if she were real. But this is a theoretical conversation so... thank you for humoring me.

My parents know I am fine. They were sent a message from the school to alert them. And my grades are exemplary, as always. I am not in possession of the top slot in my charms class, which is problem, but I am sure it will be resolved before school is out.

Staying the summer with you would be amazing. Could I bring a friend to stay for some of it?

Xavier

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@xavier

do i know her?

it's not a problem. you're top in all of your other classes. don't burn yourself out trying to get that top mark in one class. take the grade you have and next year work harder if you think you need to. good grades aren't worth making yourself mental over.

is this friend the same theoretical girl? if so yes. but she'll take your room and you can have the couch. how's that sound mate?

-- uncle ron

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@ron

It doesn't matter.

None of it matters.

And my friend won't be coming to stay any longer.

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