THE BURN BOOK

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THE BURN BOOK

Feast your eyes on the Burn Book of the pretty little daggers in disguise! This is, of course, a book for Ondina Nell Weasley . , @vi , @theodosia , and @lucy to roast their peers. It is entirely in character and all in good fun!

Have a character you want to be featured in the Burn Book? PM @vi 's account with a gif or image of your character(s) that you want to be posted and within a few days, the girls will have their commentary added. Your character does not have to know any of the girls personally, as they all may just know one another through association.

Current Members

@lucy

MAGENTA

Ondina Nell Weasley

PLUM VIOLET

@theodosia

SHAMROCK GREEN

@vi

BLUEBERRY BLUE

Former Members

Raven Goyle

ELECTRIC PURPLE

Avalon Zabini

CRANBERRY

This idea is derived from the Burn Book thread created at The Ministry RPG. <3 :]

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@al

Named after heroes, or zeroes?

He looks kind of like a greasy squirrel, but after winter when they're all skinny and lethargic. Also, what's up with the sulking?

Someone needs some anger management lessons, or a muzzle.

At least blowing up that tower got him out of his brother's shadow.

Any bets on how long it will take him to blow up the entire school?

Merlin, he must be dull. It takes an explosion for anyone to care he exists.

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@asa

19 year old girl, or 12 year old boy? The world may never know.

Just because you're a Gryffindor doesn't mean your hair has to look like a lion's mane. Merlin, if only that was the worst thing, too. You actually have to try to look this bad.

Gender challenged, or confused? Better yet, are they the guy or the girl in a relationship?

Looks like an awful, muggle pop singer with that greasy hair. Ever heard of a shower?

'They', as in plural? Have 'they' made Horcruxes or something?

Part Veela and still horrifying, what a waste of tainted blood.

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@scorp

I'd hit that. With a crowbar.

A disgrace to purebloods everywhere. The Malfoys are blood traitors as far as I'm concerned.

Spineless coward. Good kisser though.

Sloppy seconds. Need I say more?

What a waste of a bloodline!

Scorpius Malfoy makes Salazar Slytherin roll over in his grave.

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lily luna potter

Woof. Need I say more?

No one would like her if she wasn't Harry Potter's daughter. Better go home, daddy's calling.

I knew you were desperate for attention but you couldn't have been attacked by something better then a Werewolf?

Carpet match the drapes?

When is she going to have Adrian Greyback's cubs?

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@cassius

Isn't nursing a woman's job?

0/10. Would not recommend.

*scratches out everyone else's comments* HE'S OFF LIMITS!

Just... no.

"Shaggable."

Nobody is safe! (Especially SUZIE )
PM this account if you want to be roasted!!!!

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@jamie

A werewolf dating a Weasley. This is worse than a bad sitcom.

Poor thing thinks she can play Quidditch well. How tragic.

Are we positive she's Greyback's kid? Seems more like a deranged chipmunk then a werewolf.

Hear she cries as easy as a baby. And if you thought she looked bad before...

For a werewolf, it's almost cute how naïve she is.

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@jams

Why couldn't his brother blow him up?

He's awful even for a Potter.

Neither looks, or ambition. Waste of space.

Full of hot air. I'm surprised he's dating the Lestrange and not himself.

The last name says it all, really. Pass.

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@sophia

I thought Asians were supposed to be pretty.

She looks like a badger more than she acts like one.

Two words. Target practice.

Sad, pathetic excuse for a 'witch.' Filthy halfblood.

Does anyone actually know what's in that journal of hers? I heard it was a book of curses.

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parvati patil macmillan

You would think a counselor could save her own marriage.

No wonder her husband had an affair - have you heard her talk?

I heard her husband left her for another woman. I don't blame him.

School counselor? At least she'll be able to properly cope with her husband cheating on her.

For a teacher, she's rather pretty. Beautification Potion?

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Irina Rose Krum

That thing is Viktor Krum's daughter?

Daddy really should buy you a new face - and you can't even say Quidditch is the reason it's so messed up!

Poor baby, always complaining about how life and Quidditch aren't fair.

It's like she enjoys being the black sheep of the family.

Are we sure she's a Krum? I'm surprised her parents didn't ship her back to Bulgaria for not playing Quidditch.

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@gaius

Don't even get me started. He should be ashamed to call himself a Goyle.

Calling him ugly would be a disservice to ugly people.

Looks and sounds like a drowned rat.

His only redeeming quality is he's engaged to a Flint that's actually in Slytherin. But even that can't make up for his complete lack of allure.

A troll would make a better Head Boy.

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@jill2

Good luck looking 13 forever.

Snake with no fangs. Useless.

....Who is she again?

Booooring.

How did she end up in Slytherin, honestly? The Hufflepuff Common Room is that way, sweetie.

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@dom

Oh, great. Another Weasley. Do they ever stop breeding?

I know you're not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but are you allowed to speak ill of their girlfriends? She and that boy were pathetic anyways.

Veela charm or attraction charm? Honestly, no one in their right mind would find her attractive.

So does everyone she loves die?

Mudblood-lover.

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@theodorus

Another Slytherin with messed up loyalties.

Consorting with a Gryffindor? No thanks.

Does anyone know how many people he's actually slept with?

Brother dearest always gets to have all the fun... but his mouth of his may get him into some trouble.

We all know who the better Theo is...