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Jul 21, 2016 18:37:44 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2016 18:37:44 GMT -7
@ranger I can't even see him past his brothers' shadows.
Just go crying home to mommy, sweetie. Oh, wait...
What are the chances he'll get struck by lightning again?
I hear if you go anywhere near him with a broom, he faints.
Poor little baby Lloyd! Just wait until the real world swallows you whole...
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Jul 23, 2016 7:24:38 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2016 7:24:38 GMT -7
She can't graduate soon enough.
So we have a troll for a Head Boy and a harpy for a Head Girl. Wonderful.
Pathetic, nosy, and desperate. Not even half as smart as everyone thinks.
Teacher's little pet really enjoys sloppy seconds.
I can't believe she was made Head Girl. Who does she think she is?
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Jul 30, 2016 20:54:10 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2016 20:54:10 GMT -7
@lestrange Her face looks as smashed as that violin.
Anger issues? To be discussed.
Pretend all you want, Princess. You'll snap just like everyone else in your family.
I thought she snapped when she decided it was a good idea to date a Longbottom. *vomit*
A Lestrange who thinks she's a Longbottom… Pathetic, really.
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Aug 6, 2016 23:38:47 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2016 23:38:47 GMT -7
@lysander Hearing colors? Talk about being a special snowflake.
Is he the one with the long hair? I can't believe people bother to tell him and the other one apart.
Just as mad as his mother.
Typical boring Ravenclaw. Also, how do we know he isn't lying about his color problem? He could really be color blind for all we know. Sounds like a desperate attempt for attention.
Who cares which one he is? Both of them could use some hair potion.
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Aug 9, 2016 21:43:32 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2016 21:43:32 GMT -7
He could probably cut glass with that nose.
Apparently whining is genetic, laziness is considered an asset, and being pathetic is a common pastime for this one.
Awww, can't even protect his baby sister.
Is it also a Slater genetic to be utterly boring?
He should really learn to control his blood traitor sister.
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Sept 18, 2016 18:37:32 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2016 18:37:32 GMT -7
@jill6 Someone please send this stringy-haired git back where it came from.
Poor, tragic furball who has no one who loves him other than his cousin. Tell me a story I haven't heard before.
Another Greyback? What, do they breed like rabbits?
But haven't you heard? Not even his own family likes him.
I never thought I'd say this, but I hope my sister wins.
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Sept 19, 2016 7:43:11 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2016 7:43:11 GMT -7
@philiplongbottom Dating your adopted sister? Guh-ross.
Even I know incest is wrong. Ew.
So desperate to get away from his psycho girlfriend he runs away to Brazil.
Talk about a case of middle-child syndrome...
Let's hope he gets kidnapped by the Caipora. I wouldn't complain.
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Sept 22, 2016 16:02:40 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2016 16:02:40 GMT -7
@georgiana Howdy, y'all, Imma 'Murican. Please learn proper English.
Since when has Hogwarts been taking Ilvermorny cast-offs?
Aw, poor Georgie. Had to cross an ocean to find an Orphanage willing to take her.
Poor little orphan Southern belle... Anyone know the best potion for removing one's voice box?
That accent is bloody awful…
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Sept 23, 2016 15:03:17 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2016 15:03:17 GMT -7
@superluigi64 Whoever made him headmaster needs to be hexed...
Not even worth the effort of insulting.
Go back to your daffodils and tulips.
Probably still living in Harry Potter's shadow, tbh.
I'd take Dumbledore over him. Merlin, I'd take Dumbledore's corpse.
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Nov 3, 2016 22:59:17 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2016 22:59:17 GMT -7
@saoirse She's so sweet. It makes me sick.
What does the Longbottom boy see in her? Heck, what does she see in him?
Waste of space, waste of talent. Nothing remarkable whatsoever.
Wait. Who is this?
Completely irrelevant.
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Nov 3, 2016 23:05:48 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2016 23:05:48 GMT -7
@binns Please find the light and stay there.
I'd like to thank whoever killed him, and then hex them for not doing a good enough job.
Boring people to death is his specialty.
Maybe the Bloody Baron could get him to see the light...
Someone needs to chuck him in a bin.
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Nov 17, 2016 15:19:42 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2016 15:19:42 GMT -7
@xavier Someone please shave that caterpillar off his upper lip.
He thinks he's so smart just because he can make up curses. News flash, sweetheart, even when you curse someone they still look prettier than you.
Has anyone counted how many times he says stupid in a day?
A Weasley with a Creevey? Isn't that, like, incest or something?
It's no wonder he's such a mess. I would be, too, if my name were Xavier Jane.
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Nov 29, 2016 21:46:53 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2016 21:46:53 GMT -7
@mathieu Spineless worm. Pretty sad when his Hufflepuff girlfriend has more guts than him.
Precious baby loves a badger. Pathetic.
Are we sure he's a Helvetius? Wasn't found on their doorstep in the middle of the night?
What a cowardly little blood traitor. I love to watch him squirm.
More like 'Mathi-ew', am I right?
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